Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Randomize
