I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Randomize
