i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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