Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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