My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
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