But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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