My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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