I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
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