Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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