We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
FUCK WHALES
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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