How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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