Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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