What a fucking waste of an outfit
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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