is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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