the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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