just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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