I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I think people are normalizing furries
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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