Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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