i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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