wake up i wanna do it froggy style
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Be still, my beating vagina.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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