why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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