? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
operation harelip BJ is a go
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
The power of my boobs compel you
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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