His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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