your parents love me but you hate me
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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