Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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