see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
her facebook's as public as her vagina
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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