what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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