I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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