Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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