you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
You may now shotgun with the bride
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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