i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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