After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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