My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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