"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I'd cum for enchiladas.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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