Where is the hickey?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Are my feet made of real feet?
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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