If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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