are you still at the devil's house?
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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