Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
honey bunches of taint.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
