the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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