Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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