I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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