Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
