weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Randomize