I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize