And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
The feeling are messing with the penis
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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