I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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