He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
