if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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