New low: just hacked my moms facebook
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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