ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
it was like eating out sand paper
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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