you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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