Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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