ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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