: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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