just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I party with great urgency now.
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