dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
