Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I'd cum for enchiladas.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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